this post is nsfw so click off if u dont wanna read it. not explicit or anything just a funny dumbass thought I had
I just saw a post where (for those of you who haven't seen it) someone recounted that time they met guy fieri, and it was in a public place, and they asked him to sign their sketchbook and he went "SEXBOOK???" and ripped it away and flipped through it and then was like "OHHHhhh sketchbook." and signed it "love peace and taco grease"
and I was just thinking. what if you actually had a sexbook.
it's just a review site style collection of every sexual partner you've ever had, rated by percentages and a star rating. you tag it just like it was smut on ao3 or an actual adult website, by kink and other categories. you have a commentary section to keep notes. "stared at the wall the whole time and then fell asleep without saying anything. one star"
"DID AN ELMO IMPRESSION???? Unasked for an UNNEGOTIATED, just whipped it out halfway through. Excellent aftercare though, three stars."
an ex flirts with you at a party and you're just like. "hold on, allow me to consult my files." and take out the sexbook, flipping through it by every alphabetized entry until you find their page for reference.
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